Leave the difficult college decisions to this incredibly powerful college life decision maker. This awesome paperweight takes control of your life and helps you prioritize the best course of action. You can randomly decide to take a shot, hit up BAE or order a pizza. There are other awesome outcomes as well such as call parents for $$, get high, or workout. Take the easy path. Let this paperweight not only prevent loose papers from blowing in the breeze, but also tell you when to take a nap. Trust in the force. This college life decision maker knows when you are tired.
This gift is perfect for college students and makes for a great gag gift.
- Dimensions: 3.5″D x 0.85″H
- Spins on Ball Bearings